Well, I just went to see the midnight showing of Eragon and I just have to make post about it. Let me sum it up for you,
Horrible.
By the way, Spoilers and complaining ahead.
I’m a geek, a nerd, an enjoyer of movies, and this was bad. I would say B movie bad, but not in the good B movie way. I have read the books, I watched the trailers, I had high hopes. The movie had a big budget, so it had the potential to be a good movie.
Where did they spent their budget? The dragon and helicopters.
Now, even though I have read the books, I can still take myself away from my previous experiences enough to enjoy an adaptation/deviation. This movie, however, I could not. In and of itself, it was horrible. I enjoyed the Dungeons and Dragons (2000) movie, so as some people will tell you, shows how low my standards are for acting/movies. So when I say this was bad, you get my meaning.
It seems like the typical maker of Hollywood movies these days took the book, skimmed through it, picked out some key words like “dragon”, “magic sword”, “some elf chick”, and made the movie from that. It is nothing like the book, with complete changing of characters, plot, time of events, and pretty much the entire story.
Now, before I tell you about all the things I found horrible, here are the few good things I thought about the movie, since its a shorter list.
-I thought the dragon looked good, a different style with the feather wings and good effects.
-The settings looked good, with some nice looking castle types, looming cityscapish towns, and wide wilderness shots.
Thats it. Now the bad
-The dialog was horrible. It was like one-liners with the actors not even talking to each other, but reading cards and trying to imagine someone is in front of them, instead of talking to the person that was actually standing in front of them. Examples are “I know what I have to do now.” and “Yesterday you were but a farmboy, today you are a hero.”
-They seemed to have watched the Lord of the Rings, saw that they used a helicopter to film people riding through the wilderness on horses, and decided to use that. Over, and over. I can imagine someone being like “We rented this helicopter, so damn it, we are going to use it.”
-Acting, horrible. There were a few good parts and Jeremy Irons as Brom was pretty good, but those moments were few and … just few.
-The pacing of the movie was really bad. Entire sections of the book are ignored and you move from one “important” part, fast forward as we travel, to the next “important” part. So it was kinda like “K, with Brom, lets do 1 scene of sword training, k, lets travel now, show some wilderness, k, now where at a town. Some action happens, k, lets travel some, oh wait, we fast forwarded, we are already at the castle.”
-Re-used footage. Thats what their “flashbacks” really were, because they used flashbacks to show you what happened 5 minutes ago! So the 2nd fourth of the movie was really just a flashback to the 1st fourth.
-I was confused as the what was going on for most of the movie because there was no real development or setup. In one part is sunny, cut to the next scene and its raining, then back to sunny again.
-Eragon just seems to hop from best buddy to best buddy. First he has his half-brother and they pretend sword fight, then have a tumble in the hay. But he goes away. So then comes Brom, welcome best buddy. Some training, like 2 fight scenes, then he goes away. Hey there Murtagh, you came out of nowhere, but I need a new best buddy. Let’s go!
-The timeline of the book is just mutilated. We skip entire towns, events happen in different towns at a different time, and they even use stuff from the second book. It is all crammed in a rushed, so its not like it makes sense either, simple “Huh, that chapter looked kinda cool! Oh, a battle! Let’s use that!”
-The characters are different. Eragon runs on teen angst, The Ra’zac are pussies, Arya seems to be in love with Eragon now and flirts with him, Angela is now a young gypsy, and the Twins arn’t even there.
-Cheap battles. 10 Krull, 10 Varden, 3 archers, and go. Oh wait, that sucks, go to Eragon doing something…wait, he just has cheesy lines, lets watch Saphira do stuff cause she is cool and we spent all our money on making her.
-Overuse of the “Big dramatic scene, inspiring/sad line has been said and…..cue the dramatic music”
-There was no real development of story or character. No understanding of magic being taught, no characters playing off each other, no real understanding of what is going on. Example – “Traveling to get the Varden, apparently we have traveled a long way in the span of 10 seconds. Look some waterfalls and rocky cliffs. Oh, and by the way, the Krull ARMY is right behind us now.”
I just wanted to punch myself in the face until I was unconscious so I wouldn’t have to see this horror and stop hearing the cheap one-liners. This is all my personal opinion, but if you want to put yourself through the Gauntlet, go ahead.
+1 complaining blogger point